An Open Letter to Colin Cowherd – Bengal Hater

If you have not read the latest indignant quotes from Colin Cowherd regarding the Cincinnati Bengals and our lord and savior, Joe Burrow, let me share them with you. I will then address my thoughts on that no talent a$$ clown.

“Pro Football Focus is now officially turning me into a Baker Mayfield fan,” Cowherd said. “Outside of maybe safety, Cleveland’s better everywhere than Cincinnati. … Joe Burrow’s gonna go 4-12. … The idea that a quarterback alone – Joe Burrow’s hype now, the train is off the tracks. Average arm, bad O-line, dysfunction in the front office, worst roster easily in his division. … I think when the year is over, Cincinnati will realize Burrow’s really talented but needs WAY more help. And Cleveland will realize if you give Baker the right coach and a running game, he’s pretty good. You can get to the playoffs. But I cannot sit here idly without talking about this. Burrow will NOT have better numbers. The hype train has derailed officially, even at PFF.”

Colin Cowherd taken from Cincinnat.com

If that wasn’t enough to get your blood boiling then let me add this to sweeten the pie:

“The ridiculous hype for Joe Burrow continues. He’s a good prospect going into a brutal situation in a defensively loaded division, and he’s going to struggle mightily. Joe Burrow with no help is going to struggle in Cincinnati” and “there is no fourth-place team in the NFL that is further away talent-wise than the three teams above them than the Bengals. Can your career be over before it starts? I think it’s possible with Joe Burrow”

Colin Cowherd taken from Cincinnat.com

It’s my turn now, and I am gonna get mine!

Colin, before you speak foolishly again, let’s talk about your own credibility. Remember that time that you said that those that mourned the death of Sean Taylor were not “grown-ups” and that somehow his past caught up to him….oh wait someone robbed his house without knowing who lived there. Let’s also recall the time that you talked down about Dominican baseball players and questioned their education. Fox Sports is where you go when ESPN fires you or you just aren’t good enough to cut it on the mother ship. Speaking of that you never even carried your own show. Michelle Beadle was the star and you were not even her Robin, that was Charissa Thompson on SportsNation. Somehow you squeaked out making $14M in your career, does it pain you to know that half that goes to your ex-wife and that your total earnings aren’t even going to be as much as Joe Burrow’s first endorsement deal?

I’m not done yet. You said that Burrow will fail because of how Sam Darnold performed in New York. Colin, Darnold didn’t throw as many touchdowns in his entire career at USC as Burrow did at LSU in 2019 alone. Darnold got better in 2019 and was sacked 3 more times than in 2018. Do you even follow football?

Baker Mayfield had Chubb and Hunt last year Colin, so how is the running game in 2019 any different in 2020? Mixon is better than Chubb anyway…but that’s right we only have a better group of safeties. I will concede that Cleveland has a better OL, LB and water boy but we already have a better QB, WRs, DL and coaching staff. That dumpster fire up north is a revolving door of failed quarterbacks and coaches. When did Cleveland last win the division? Oh you don’t know because you don’t know about the AFC North…it was 1989….you weren’t even covering AAA baseball then. 4 wins Colin, you are embarrassing yourself.

Sincerely, BengalsGM

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