The Most Accurate Starter Pack Ever

I saw this on Twitter and it made me laugh because it could not be more accurate. If you are reading this blog then it is likely that 90% of you have already ordered or purchased your Joe Burrow jersey. A WhoDey shirt was issued to you at birth by your parents and if they didn’t then they are bad parents and are probably from Cleveland. Joe Burrow is not the next Tom Brady, there will only be one GOAT. If he is 1/4th Tom Brady it means that we get a Super Bowl so let’s just hope and pray that he is 1/4 TB12.

We all know that the Brown’s fans have unrealistic expectations for their team. Mayfield is likely to tank and OBJ is going to fire off and destroy team chemistry. Those brown paper bags used to be called just paper bags until the Browns started wearing them every season.

Steeler fans all have a terrible towel and they love it. They sleep with it. When they bring it to PBS it waves in your face and you just want to set it ablaze. Speaking of setting ablaze, that rat nest on Ben’s face needs to go for good. I am even talking post shave. He looks terrible still, really.

Lastly the Ravens. Lamar does walk on water for having the same amount of playoff wins as Andy Dalton and Joe Burrow combined. That’s zero Baltimore, talk smack when he gets one. Stats are nice, but playoff wins are better (I heard at least). Lamar is getting injured and it is just a matter of time. Madden year of course it’s this season. Their t-shirts actually read “Murdermore” and “Ray Lewis was innocent”.

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