A picture is worth a thousand pounds

Not only does Baker Mayfield look fat and gross in that picture but clearly he is disrespecting the COVID social distancing rules. This is now the second QB in the AFC North that looks disgusting in video, Big Ben being the other one. It does make you think of how much these players are sticking strictly to the CDC guidelines right before they have to start having team meetings.

I have personally offered to drive AJ Green and others to wherever Joe Burrow wants to toss the pigskin. I would wrap myself in a chem-bio suit if that is what it took but I would expect that they would not see, talk, walk by or even watch on tv any human being while focused on their craft. I also don’t think our QB1 is going to be throwing a party at his crib, sharing beers and coughing on each other while wondering if my man boobs don’t look good in this swimsuit.

All I have to say is I am glad he is not ours. Joe Burrow is probably smoking a cigar and watching tape in his parents basement. He is going to emerge with a Gandalf beard, some extra hair gel and a six pack ready to wreak havoc in his rookie camp. Enjoy Baker, you deserve it…..you’ve earned it.

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