Dear Mrs. Burrow,
Thank you for bringing your son, Joe, into the world 23 years ago. You have raised a son who is a pure winner and I am sure that you and your husband had a lot to do with that. As tribute we are bringing Joe home to you. No longer will he be two-stops away on Southwest Airlines and in the heat of the Louisiana summer. He is going to be only a few hours away where you can still make all of his favorite foods. He might even surprise you with a 6-pack of Skyline Chili once he gets the proper feel for it.
Joe has accomplished a lot but he intends to make you even prouder. The Bengals fans are faithful and proud, though not always loud. We are embracing him and ready to watch him host a Lombardi Trophy and pay tribute to you on the national stage. Take the day and realize that you did good mom. He is going to do great things like blowout Cleveland, change the tide with Pittsburgh and continue to dominate the Ravens at home.
Enjoy your day!
Whodey